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Golf Jokes

Of all the sport golf has to the one requiring the greatest sense of humor.  The level of frustration golfers must endure is enormous and therefore having the ability to laugh at one shelf and the situation comedy found on every golf course, is a basic requirement.  In this section we bring you all manner of golf jokes, so at least this time you can have a laugh at someone else's expense.  

If you have a favorite joke you'd like to see posted, please send it our way.   After all, one can never hear to many golf jokes!

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RIP Arnie

Arnold Palmer and Tiger Woods are playing the 16th hole, when Tiger's tee shot lands behind a huge, 100 foot fir tree. Tiger looks at Arnie and says, "How would you play this one? Lay up and take the extra stroke?"

Arnold replies: "When I was your age, I'd just play right over this tree."

Tiger, not wanting to be shown up by ol' Arnold Palmer, proceeds to hit the ball high and over the tree. Unfortunately, not high enough to clear the tree. It bounces off the tree and lands out of bounds to the right. Tiger, really ticked at this point, asks Arnold how he EVER hit a ball over that tree.

Arnold replied: "Well, when I was your age, that tree was only three feet tall."

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