Golf Jokes

Of all the sport golf has to the one requiring the greatest sense of humor. The level of frustration golfers must endure is enormous and therefore having the ability to laugh at one shelf and the situation comedy found on every golf course, is a basic requirement. In this section we bring you all manner of golf jokes, so at least this time you can have a laugh at someone else's expense.

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The Skeptical Caddie

A hack golfer spends a day at a plush country club, playing golf & enjoying the luxury of a complimentary caddy. Being a hack golfer, he plays poorly all day. Round about the 18th hole, he spots a lake off to the left of the fairway. He looks at the caddy and says, "I've played so poorly all day, I think I'm going to go drown myself in that lake."

The caddy looks back at him and says, "I don't think you could keep your head down that long."

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